A JOURNALIST
GIVES AWAY THE STORY
by Barry Koltnow | Sunday, December 8, 2002
Gayl Murphy
is sleeping with the enemy.
I speak in
metaphorical terms, of course. She is not actually sleeping with
the enemy. In reality, she has committed a crime much worse. She
is teaching the enemy.
"Yes, it's
true, I am sleeping with the enemy," she said with no shame.
"I am also empowering the enemy.
"But it's
an act of compassion," she added. "They're so unprepared."
Murphy, a veteran
Hollywood radio reporter, has written a book called "Interview
Tactics: How to Survive the Media Without Getting Clobbered."
In it, Murphy
tries to level the playing field in the bizarre and often comical
game of celebrity interviewing. She offers advice on how to be a
better interviewee, from how to dress to how to respond to tough
questions.
"Some
of these people are like deer caught in the headlights," she
said. "Even the celebrities who have been trained by their
publicists have been ill-trained. They're taught to think defensively,
like it's combat. I don't think it has to be a war."
I disagree.
I think it is a war, which is why I don't like the idea that Murphy
is aiding and abetting the enemy.
But she does have an ulterior motive: Even though she is helping
the other side, she believes it will end up helping celebrity interviewers.
"The book
is totally self- serving," she explained. "I'm on a karma
crusade. I help you (celebrity) and you help me (by being a better
interviewee)."
Among the helpful
hints in her book are:
"Be as
honest as you can with the person who's interviewing you."
"No one-word
answers, ever."
"Think
detail, think color, think story."
"Be sure
to make eye contact."
"Be as
specific as you can without being long-winded."
"Do not
be afraid, but if you are, it's OK to acknowledge it."
"Talk
to a reporter like you're talking to a real live person."
That last one
will be difficult because most celebrities think of us as subhuman.
Murphy, who
covered Hollywood for ABC News Radio for 17 years, said that her
book is not exclusively for show business celebrities. She emphasized
that it is a guide for anyone - business executives, politicians,
Kato Kaelin – who suddenly finds him or herself in the public
eye or simply is in need of media exposure to sell something.
Personally,
I am more interested in what she's teaching celebrities.
I know of at
least five who could use the book. In fact, I think I'll send a
copy to each of them for Christmas.
The first on
my list is Harrison Ford.
I have interviewed
him on at least six occasions, and he has become an excellent interview
subject. But he is widely known as the worst first interview in
Hollywood, mumbling one-word answers and looking so pained that
you can't wait to put him out of his misery. He's shy with new people.
The second
copy would go to Roseanne, who spent an entire 90-minute interview
with me talking to someone else. She insisted that her personal
assistant be present and then looked only at the assistant. I asked
my questions into her right ear, and she gave her responses to her
assistant. I was placed in the role of eavesdropper. She never made
eye contact and probably thinks I'm still in the room.
A third copy
goes to Tommy Lee Jones, arguably the most annoying interview in
Hollywood. He hates the media and likes to make interviewers squirm.
He claims to have caught me making a grammatical mistake and mercilessly
taunted me for the next 45 minutes. It was only after I nailed the
Harvard-educated actor with his own grammatical mistake that the
interview start to jell.
The fourth
copy would go to comic actor Martin Lawrence, who brought a 30-person
entourage with him to the interview, which was held in a hotel room.
He had chairs set up in three rows like an audience and placed the
two chairs for us in front. It was not unlike being on a TV talk
show, which I suppose made him feel more comfortable. It was more
likely an attempt to intimidate me.
And the final
copy will go to Steven Seagal. I interviewed him in his trailer
on the set of one of his movies. He was still married to the gorgeous
Kelly LeBrock, and she was sitting next to him during the interview.
He refused to take the interview seriously and made stupid jokes
rather than answer my questions. Finally, his wife could not stand
his lack of professionalism anymore. She stood up, called him a
seven-letter word for "jerk" and stormed out of the trailer.
I wanted to go with her.
"Interview
Tactics" is a self- published book. You can order a copy online
at www.InterviewTactics.com.
# # #
|